April 2012
18 posts
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Have you ever went over a friends house to eat  and the food just aint no good  I mean the macaroni’s soggy the peas are mushed  and the chicken tastes like wood  So you try to play it off like you think you can  by sayin that you’re full  And then your friend says momma he’s just being polite  he aint finished uh uh that’s bull  So your heart starts pumpin and you think...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Old People Writing On A Restaurant's Facebook Page →
“hot and spicie”
Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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We all know the six kinds of vegetarians... →
Like “The American”, who sometimes eats bacon.
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 3rd
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“@damienfahey At least you’re not the guy on Yelp who wrote a thousand word...”
– (via bestintwitter)
Apr 2nd
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